Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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