I heard we made out
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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