You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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