Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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