There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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