i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Mom said you looked used
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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