Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
So much rum. So many feels.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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