WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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