hell yes lets make some ravioli
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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