He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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