dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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