i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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