Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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