Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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