ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Randomize