i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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