Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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