You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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