Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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