His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
lets start a swedish sibling band together
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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