This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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