well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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