My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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