the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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