A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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