but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
