What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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