A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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