He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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