I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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