so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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