Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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