Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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