I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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