Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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