She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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