i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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