Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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