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just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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