he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
it was like having sex with a tree stump
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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