why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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