You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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