Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I need a hoe opinion
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