fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Randomize
