Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
And then he peed in my hair
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