she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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