So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
