God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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