the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
