Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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