he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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