So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I got inside last night via doggy door
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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