Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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