God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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