You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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