I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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