i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Randomize